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Dear Marauders,

Once again I find myself with this horrible problem.

I was practicing Legilimacy - something I was previously terrible at - when I realized I was doing it. I could read the thoughts of the people around me. I was amazed, (I am not that great of a student), and I found it kind of fun to read others thoughts.

Then I realized I was only hearing peoples "dirty" thoughts. I sit in classrooms listening to people thinking of snogging, students thinking of snogging students, students thinking of snogging teachers, teachers thinking of snogging students, teachers thinking of snogging teachers, even ghosts - which is really nasty!

The only Legilimacy I can do is the X-rated kind. What should I do? How do I solve this problem? IS THIS REALLY A PROBELM!

As you can see, I have quite a dilemma!

What do I do?

Hopelessly stuck in the perverted minds of those around me!
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Date:August 6th, 2005 10:54 am (UTC)

x rated legilimacy

I say use it to your advantage!

BLACKMAIL! I mean surely there is some class you need a better grade in or someone you need to be a minion for you??


ps.. don't tell me mum! this is just between us blokes
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Date:August 7th, 2005 12:14 am (UTC)

Re: x rated legilimacy

Firstly, this is the MARAUDER advice column. Bubotuber pus has kindly been sent to the anonymous poster. We're the ones who give out advice. Word.

As for you llegilimency issues...I'd just stop entirely for a bit. Though do read up. I mean...before you learn something that you REALLY didn't want to know.


PS-Anything about me????
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Date:August 7th, 2005 01:32 am (UTC)

Re: x rated legilimacy


Quite a few girls fancy you, as do a few bloaks. Do you know Severus?

Still stuck in perverted minds!
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Date:August 7th, 2005 08:23 pm (UTC)
Well, do you realize that you're in SCHOOL when you do this? Honestly, do you really think anyone THINKS about their work? Some common sense here.

And if that's not the case then you're just creepy. Do yourself a favor and STOP until you learn how to properly do it. Unless you're just a peeping tom, in which case, you're just creepy and need to go say hello to the Giant Squid. And stay there.

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