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Previous Entry I Solemnly Swear I Am Up To No Good Aug. 8th, 2005 @ 12:17 am Next Entry
Dear James,

I am having a slight issue with my fetish-loving girlfriend. It appears her latest prediliction is ... well, it is somewhat disturbing for me to write this. However, what she most *desires* is to practise becoming an Animagus so that she can transform at *just the right moment*.

You know what moment I mean.

The one when the lights are out.

But what should I do! I do not want her to do this! Alas, I fear that I might have to dump the wench, but she is so pretty and a really good ... She is really good *fun*.

Please help,

LM.
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