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I'm gonna hope the girl in the crowd can help me with this.

I just met this guy and I thought things were going great. I've run into him a few times and he seems receptive. But then I send him notes and he doesn't return them. Could it be that his owls are going stray or is something else at work? I'm thinking a few drops of veritserum in his drink after he's had a bit too much fun one night in the commonroom. Is that wrong?

Confused and Annoyed!
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Date:August 8th, 2005 12:41 am (UTC)
I say you rock! I would give him a daily dose. The moment you find out it is not going well.. throw a little love potion in his drink and aim him toward Dracopoo
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Date:August 8th, 2005 01:01 am (UTC)
I know you are waiting for Lilly's wonderful advice, but - just between us girls - try a little love potion in his Butterbeer. That does the trick everytime. Yes, it will wear off, but by then you will have what you wanted and you are rid of him!!

Someone wise to the ways of love!
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Date:August 8th, 2005 01:46 am (UTC)
Dear Confused and Annoyed,

My first piece of advice is to ignore the two responses before this one. Love potion is WRONG. Pure and simple. It’s dishonest and only leads to trouble in the future. Find a boy to love you for YOU.

As for the boy in your letter, I’m sorry to say it sounds like he’s moved on. Not returning your notes, is a sure sign he’s just not interested anymore, and you shouldn’t waste you time worrying about someone who has no time for you. There are plenty more fish in the sea, find one that’s willing to bite back.

You’re a special person who deserves respect. Demand it from your boyfriends and don’t take any nonsense from any of them.

As for the Veritaserum; while I don’t see anything wrong in using a couple of drops in unique circumstances, why would you want to waste it on this idiot? Save it to use on someone more worthy.


P.S. Dear Anonymous and Someone Wise To The Ways Of Love, Answering mail who’s addressed to someone else (especially when that person is Head Girl!) is irresponsible and rude! If I find out whom you are its 50 house points from the both of you.

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